The Carmichaels are getting a divorce.

You better be careful, Sarah. One day, you might actually turn into a real girl.

(Source: wenbys, via neuralmente)

Chuck, tell me our story.

(Source: hobanwashburnes, via notliketheothers)

(Source: hobanwashburnes, via carefulpatterns)

(via sundaystorms)

You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I’m thinking maybe pancakes.

(Source: wenbys, via summer-cohen)